Wendy

Wendy books you 3 jobs in 30 days, or your £99 back.

She runs the office while you’re on the tools, so you’re home for tea, not quoting till midnight.

No website? Click here to hear her.

Free demo call. No card needed. She’ll read your website, learn your business, then give you a ring.

Yes, she’s AI. The most boring, predictable one you’ll ever hear.

  • £99 a month, price locked
  • No contract
  • Cancel by text
  • One trade per town

Used by 15,000+ businessesSpeaks to 700,000+ customers a year1 million+ calls and texts handled

Who’s Wendy, and why is she texting you at 10pm?

She took the late call, so you didn’t have to.

22:04Thursday night
Wendy
Took a call at 21:52 while you were putting the kids to bed. Mrs Khan, leak under the bath, Hoole. Owns the house. Booked Saturday 9am. Nothing for you to do.
Cheers Wendy
Go to bed, boss.

You’re paid to work, not answer the phone.

“I can’t physically always answer the phone as usually in a loft”
Electrician · Trustpilot
“takes a lot of time, i do all mine in evenings”
Builder, on quoting · Singletrack forum
“spending 2hrs discussing requirements then getting no reply”
Handyman · UK Business Forums
“…i hate trying to pretend to be sober.”
Plumber, on Saturday night calls · UK Plumbers Forums

Real trades, in their own words, from UK trade forums and review sites. Not reviews of Wendy.

A day with Wendy.

You do the work. She does everything that rings, pings and needs chasing, from 7 in the morning till you’re asleep.

While you’re on the tools

  1. Your list arrives on WhatsApp: today’s jobs, who she’s chasing, who’s new.

  2. Mrs Jones rings while you’re under a boiler. Wendy answers. Booked Thursday 10am.
    BOOKED IN

  3. Mr Patel fills in your website form. She rings him back inside 60 seconds. Booked Friday 2pm.
    BOOKED IN

  4. Ms Taylor still hasn’t answered your quote. Wendy texts her.
    WORTH CHASING

  5. Mr Ahmed wants a new boiler. He’s renting. Landlord’s job.
    TIME WASTER

  6. A sales call about your energy bill. Binned before it reaches you.
    SPAM

While you’re home for tea

  1. “Anything for me?” One message back, and you know where you stand.

  2. “I’m off Monday.” She moves Monday’s customers and texts them the new times.

  3. Ms Taylor replies: yes to the quote. Wendy books her in and stops chasing.
    BOOKED IN

  4. Mrs Khan rings about a leak. Wendy answers. Booked Saturday 9am.
    BOOKED IN

  5. She lets you know. Read it now, or on your 7am list.

Everything she does →

Who’s she working for?

She learns your trade before she picks up your phone: the usual jobs, what’s urgent, and the time wasters to watch for.

  • Phone calls
  • Voicemails
  • Website forms
  • Checkatrade
  • MyBuilder
  • Bark
  • Rated People
  • Facebook
  • Google
  • WhatsApp

Wherever the work comes from, she rings or texts it back within 60 seconds.

No tech skills needed. We set her up.

  • One 15-minute call. We do the setup while you’re on it.
  • Your number stays the same.
  • Nothing to learn. Everything’s in the book if you want it, but you never have to log in. Just text her.
  • Hear her first. Nothing goes live until you’re happy.

How it works, step by step →

The numbers behind her.

Wendy started this morning. The engine she runs on has been answering British businesses’ customers since December 2022.

1 million+

calls and texts handled a year

Sales Wingman
10 million+

messages sent a year

Black Swan Influence
700,000+

customers spoken to a year

Sales Wingman
15,000+

businesses use the engine behind her

Sales Wingman
15,500+

set up on the same engine so far

Sales Wingman
160

calls a week, for one UK firm

Sales Wingman
£750k

won back from customers one firm had written off

Black Swan Influence
100

practice customers, keen, rude and confused, before she goes live

Sales Wingman
Dec 2022

answering customers since

Black Swan Influence
14

industries she’s learned from

Black Swan Influence
21

systems built in-house, including for Boots and Superdrug

Black Swan Influence
0

prices made up

Wendy

Platform figures as of 1 October 2026.

Cheaper than office help. Works Sundays.

Office help

about £1,100 a month

  • 20 hours a week
  • Off weekends
  • Holidays, sick days, tea breaks

Wendy

£99 a month

  • Every hour of the week
  • Works Sundays
  • Days off: none. Hobbies: none.

Already paying for leads? She rings them back in 60 seconds, before the other four trades do.

Three promises, in writing.

The 3 Jobs Promise

3 jobs booked in 30 days, or your £99 back. You keep every job she booked.

£99 for as long as you stay

Your price never goes up. No tiers, no upgrades, no surprise bills.

Cancel by text

No contract and no notice period. Text her and that’s that.

The 30 days start when she goes live, not when you pay.

One trade per town.

Once a trade in your town has her, she’s taken for that trade there. We check straight after your demo call.

No website? Click here to hear her.

Questions

Will she sound like a robot?

Ring her and see. Put your website in and she’ll give you a ring.

What if a customer wants me?

She puts urgent calls straight through, or texts you at once.

Does she find me work?

No. She makes sure you win the work that’s already ringing.

Do I have to change my number?

No. Your missed calls divert to her, so your number stays the same.

Is my price £99 for life?

Yes, for as long as you stay. Your price never goes up.

What counts as a booked job?

A customer booked into your diary for a date and time, for work you do. You can see every one in the book.

What if I want to stop?

Text her. No contract, no notice period.

All the questions →